Coldread

Coldread · explainer

Coldread: product audit and mechanism verification, in plain terms

A five-day written audit at a fixed price: one careful visitor walks your live product the way a paying customer would and writes down what is real, what is not, and what to fix first.

Coldread is a fixed-price, five-day written audit that traces every promise on a product's pages to the code or process that actually keeps it, and returns a ranked defect list with a keep, repair or rebuild decision.

It is built and run by Jacaranda Labs in Harare, Zimbabwe. Live: https://mechanism-audit.whop.site

The short answer

It is a five-day written audit of a live product: one careful visitor walks it as a paying customer would and traces every promise on the site to the code or process that actually keeps it.

Who it is for

Founders and product teams that shipped fast and cannot tell what is real.

Markets: Global.

How it works

Kickoff. Scope agreed in writing.

Walk it as a stranger. Sign-up, the core flow and the edges, as a paying customer would.

Ten checks. The recurring ways a product only looks complete.

Written up. Findings in writing, ranked.

Delivered. A keep, repair or rebuild decision at the end.

Fix Sprint. The repairs themselves, after the audit.

What you get

What it costs

Every price above is the live checkout price; the links go straight to the plan.

Questions people ask

What is a Coldread?

It is a five-day written audit of a live product: one careful visitor walks it as a paying customer would and traces every promise on the site to the code or process that actually keeps it.

How much does it cost?

The Coldread is $450, the Fix Sprint that follows it is $1,450, and the Self-Check Pack is $19 for teams that want to run the ten checks themselves first.

How long does it take?

Five days from kickoff to a written decision.

What do I receive?

A written report with a ranked list of defects, the claims that have nothing behind them, and a keep, repair or rebuild recommendation.

Who is it for?

Founders and small teams that shipped quickly with AI assistance and need to know which parts of the product, and of the story about it, are real.

Does someone need access to my code?

The audit is run against the live product as a customer experiences it, which is the surface where an unkept promise shows.

Where this comes from

Figures and prices are generated from Coldread's live billing table and published at https://mecha.jacaranda-labs-v2.workers.dev/facts.json, which is the authoritative copy.

_Jacaranda Labs, Harare, Zimbabwe._

Where to look next

Open Coldread